Apparently, California is about to be hit by a massive thunderstorm: hundred mile per hour winds, plus more rain falling in the next two days than we got in the entirety of the last twelve months. And I’m not really prepared for it. But I’m also kind of tired of preparing for storms. After years of living in DC and Baltimore and rushing to the supermarket to stock up on canned goods and water every time there’s winter weather alert, I’m not gonna go out and battle the crowds because of a frickin’ thunderstorm.